- Morrigan: Careful where you place your eyes, Alistair.
- Alistair: No worries, it's not what you think.
- Morrigan: I see.
- Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
- Morrigan: Oh? And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
- Alistair: I was thinking it looks exactly like your mother's. [A dick move since I just killed Flemeth]
- Morrigan: Augh! I hate you so much!
- Me: Will you two just fuck already?
In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.
“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thingThey talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with meHe up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging bizIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the airStark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunderIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserveHere’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, LaufeysonNow you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be goneAll the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacayOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
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AN ENTIRE SONG
I tried to picture what a poison/steel type might look like and the result is … horrifying.
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